Travelers with naught sing in the robber's face

The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.

Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt

A lucky man is rarer than a white crow.

The arrows are from her dowry.

The abject pleasure of an abject mind And hence so dear to poor weak woman kind. [Lat., Vindicta Nemo magis gaudet, quam femina.]

All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price.

Pray for a healthy mind in a healthy body.

Quis costodiet ipsos custodies? (Who will watch the watchers?)

It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.

Prayer opens the window of heaven.

Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking Program achieved for me a thing that I thought was not possible - to give up a thirty year smoking habit literally overnight. It was nothing short of a miracle.

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

Going to car racing school was phenomenal.

First of all, I'm pretty private about my personal life.

Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

If I'm confirmed I'll be myself.

There are only two sorts of doctors; those who practise with their brains, and those who practise with their tongues.