Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

You will have to defy the odds, for you to be extraordinary.

The whole idea of play is in finding, acknowledging, and then working with the natural constraints and limitations that you find in the world.

The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.

President Obama has made it clear that the United States is determined to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons.

I've learned that usually, the less I know about other people, the better off I am.

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

State formation has been a brutal project, with many hideous consequences. But the results exist, and their pernicious aspects should be overcome.

If to die honorably is the greatest Part of virtue, for us fate's done her best. Because we fought to crown Greece with freedom We lie here enjoying timeless fame.

Modern war and modern civilisation are utterly incompatible...one or the other must go.

Brave men die in battle.