Trolls must continually feed their bottomless need, so be strong and patiently wait out their fires of hatred for eventually they eat their own.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Never ever let a stupid criticise you. And as we already know, everyone is stupid.

Narcissists are everywhere in this ripe age of self-love, which amazes me because so much in life would seem to foster humility.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white as long as it catches mice.

At a trade show, someone said, "You'll get in trouble for that." I replied, "Are they going to call the trade show police?

Let no one steal your peace.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

Let us not have a computer psychology that makes us think we know it all. All answers on computers - but no surprises. The challenge of love. God reveals himself through surprises.

Real gold fears no fire.

The beauty of the environment is an important factor in the quality of life.