Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A star that is determined to shine cannot be hidden, not even by darkness.

Only you can make yourself strong. Nobody else can do it for you.

The widespread belief that Yuppies as a class would perish from Brie-cheese poisoning turned out to be over-optimistic.

I enjoy Modern Family very much. Good TV program. I don't know why. I just find that so many of the jokes land. So many of the actors are so great. Phil Dunphy is one of my favorite characters ever.

It might seem that this knowledge is cold, devoid of emotion, empty. This is another illusion.

Man loves company - even if it is only that of a small burning candle.

I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money.

It is a foule byrd that fyleth his owne nest.

Like a flame is real enough, isn't it, while it's burning?-even if there's a time it goes out?

It is false to believe that the sun revolves around the earth, but it is not absurd.