True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Link had to make the decision to save himself.

If you want to know someone, just look at who they choose to spend their time with.

Success comes in cans, not can'ts.

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!

Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it.

Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.

It [Adam's act] cast off the authority of God, usurped his prerogative, and gave the mind up to the dominion of natural desire

Thank God, it's over.

Do not say before hand what you are going to do; for if you fail, you will be laughed at.

Everyone realizes that one can believe little of what people say about each other. But it is not so widely realized that even less can one trust what people say about themselves.