True friends ... face in the same direction toward common projects interests goals.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If I had known how good cooked meat tastes, I would have breathed my fire on all those pigs before I ate them.

There have been times on this trip I’ve been convinced that GPS was wrong.

Most of us do not understand nuclear fission, but we accept it . . . Why is it so easy to accept manmade miracles and so difficult to accept the miracles of the Bible?

Time is change transformation evolution.

I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes the same.

Absurdity is what I like most in life.

Absolutely Donald Trump respects women. There's millions of women that have voted for him. So all those millions of women are dumb? I don't think so.

People think that celebs make a lot more money than we do. We look for bargains and we do a lot of stuff on our own.

If you suffer [death] in the way of God, it will be your profit in this world, and your reward in the next.

There are people who say they can , others they can not . In general, they are all right .