True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I was afraid of the sea when I was a girl. Someone said it went on forever and that frightened me. I wondered why my parents had chosen to live at the beginning and the end of the world.

Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind.

Always help people increase their own self-esteem. Develop your skill in making other people feel important.

I think the entire pharmaceutical industry has a lot of work to do to restore public trust.

I'm on this search trying to figure out exactly who I am and what I have to say to people.

I met Jack Kennedy in November, 1946... We went out on a double date and it turned out to be a fair evening for me. I seduced a girl who would have been bored by a diamond as big as the Ritz.

Change in the societies at the very bottom must come predominantly from within; we cannot impose it on them.

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.

I stood in unimaginable trance And agony that cannot be remembered.

We only think about the difficult people and the horrible things that happen. That's what gets all the media attention.