True love takes time. It’s an earned comfort that tells you she’ll be right there beside you no matter what you do, not necessarily happy with your every action, but faithful to you just the same.

One of the strongest loves I’ve ever witnessed is the love a mother has for her child.

Hindsight is always easier than the dreadful moment of decision.

True love is a developed and intense appreciation for someone. It’s that perfect awareness that you are finally whole when she’s with you, and that hollow incompleteness you suffer when she’s gone.

Love grows and wanes, but honor, duty, and commitment, those things are constant and stable. They define who you are.

What a poor life I have had if I am only remembered for the amount of money I made.

Rumors get started with a kernel of truth

Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice!

It is not for us to forecast the future, but to shape it.

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.

Faith is a kind of winged intellect. The great workmen of history have been men who believed like giants.

Federalism isn’t about states’ rights. It’s about dividing power to better protect individual liberty.

I'm a writer slash designer slash TV personality.

In America we have across the country, the entire world.

The presence of an active, energetic, successful man, or set of men, in a place, will permeate the place with positive vibrations that will stimulate all who abide there.