True love usually results in a hostage situation.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be, ' there is only what is.

No one can take away your Natural Rights, but they can do great damage making you think they can.

I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you.

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

Certainly, you may have been hurt beofre in love, but just because you get one bad apple doesn't mean they are all bad - and you can learn from the difficult ones.

The categories of woman and man are too rigid. They're going to give way to new forces. They already have, to a degree, but for most of us, this drama held sway, and we assumed our positions.

who wants to read about success? It is the early struggle which makes a good story.

You can have manic depression without having an ounce of creativity

Photographing attractive people who were doing attractive things in attractive places. (Summary of his photographic career)

If we don't acknowledge and accept where we are failing, then we'll never do the work that it takes to make it right for US.