True violence, not the kind you usually see in television or movies, touches something very deep and primal in people.

If man could apply half the ingenuity he’s exhibited in the creation of weapons to more sensible ends, there’s no limit to what he might yet accomplish

What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

We have two families in life. One were born with that shares our blood. Another we meet along the way that's willing to give it's life for us.

The first prerequisite of elaborate mental exercise was a full stomach.

He who can see his own mistake can become absolute supreme Self (Parmatma)!

with your love I forget about my problems, and by your side everything is better

He wrote to his father every day. His platoon called his dad a girlfriend.

You're supposed to raise your friends up, not be happy when they fail.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

I can't do an accent unless I'm on the set. I forget how to do it until I'm on the set.

There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

To be fertile in hypotheses is the first perquisite of creativity and to be willing to throw them away the moment experience contradicts them is the next.