True wisdom knows it must comprise some nonsense as a compromise, lest fools should fail to find it wise.

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.

Living is a thing you do now or never which do you?

Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.

The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace.

We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more.

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit.

Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum.

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.

Those who always know what's best are a universal pest.

Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live.

...[T]he mechanics of life should never be allowed to interfere with living.

Sometimes It's awesome to be childish with your friend or partner.

I feel like there's a lot of noise in the social space. The Vines and Instagrams of the world are gaining traction, and their solutions are perfect for their communities.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

I don't like the sound of my own voice. And, for people I don't know, their impression of me is what they read on the internet, and they're so far off a lot of the time.

Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back, and choose the path that leads to wisdom.

I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.

Irreverence is the lifeblood of freedom.

I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart