Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

The older I get the more wisdom I find in the ancient rule of taking first things first. A process which often reduces the most complex human problem to a manageable proportion.

When you pray, you are not starting the conversation from scratch, just remembering to plug back into a conversation that's always in progress.

If you wear short skirts you get your femininity back.

I think striking the right tone for your story is, if you like, the alchemical work of writing.

We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock.

Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.

Miracles happen in silence... lesser important things create world headlines.

People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve. (Bernard Mickey Wrangle, p 99)