Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........

It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.

If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......

Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.

French girls still have the Jane Birkin culture. You can go just like that, without makeup, without managing your hair.

Not without hope we suffer and we mourn.

I think a lot of people would rather have more control over their life than less.

It is commonly believed that the rights of the American people come from the Constitution. Nothing could be further from the truth.

You would think that as you get older you would be more disciplined. As I get older I get less disciplined. I just play around!

Venice, as a city, was a foundling, floating upon the waters like Moses in his basket among the bulrushes.

Do you think Christianity could have lasted for nearly two thousand years on its promises unless the Lord could deliver on them?

The world seemed to me fine because you were in it, and goodness more real because you lived.

It would be our policy to use nuclear weapons wherever we felt it necessary to protect our forces and achieve our objectives.

I want my paintings to look like what's going on outside my window rather than what's inside my studio.