Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The ruling power is always faced with the question, ‘In such and such circumstances, what would you do?’, whereas the opposition is not obliged to take responsibility or make any real decisions.

Madness, ' Nick called. 'That's all I've found here. Does Avalon breed insanity? Is that the nature of magic, to drive everyone out of their minds?

So if you were dating the UPS guy, he could buy you whatever the hell he wanted. But I cant."well...yes, but I'd never date the UPS guy. Those brown shorts are just not a turn-on for me.

A father should do more - a father should give more to his children than he takes.

The jury passing on the prisoner's life May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two Guiltier than him they try.

That just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.

Compassion for animals is something that every child has naturally but they are lured away from these instincts by society's nasty habits.

Let it be borne on the flag under which we rally in every exigency, that we have one country, one constitution, one destiny.

I have learned God doesn't always change those people we want Him to change; instead, He often uses them to change us.

Unlike the ambiguity of life, the ambiguity of language does reach a limit.