Trust me, I know what self loathing is. But to kill myself? That would put a damper on my search for answers. Not at all productive.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

Your message, your ministry, your influence is built from your flaws. People relate to HUMANITY...not perfection.

Asleep you can experience many hours whilst only a few waking moments have passed. This is why dreams are an ideal platform for training.

But beautiful girl above all beautiful girls, ' he wrote back, 'This is my home.

Even pretty faces are mutilated by ugly character

I like to organize. I have an opinion. I like to get stuff done.

You just don't invade another country on phony pretext in order to assert your interests!

Poisonous people do not deserve your time. To think otherwise is masochistic.

Perceval Press a publishing house I founded in 2002 and it's still going strong. Strong for us means not so many books per year, but each one we very carefully design and print.

Vice stings us even in our pleasures, but virtue consoles us even in our pains.

Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work.