Trust me. I'm a genius.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The way a stream is connected to its source, the same way our souls are connected to their source.

The most powerful tools of revolution through intention are humility and consciousness.

Seeds of faith are always within us sometimes it takes a crisis to nourish and encourage their growth.

We don't fight about music. We don't fight about artistic direction. The things like that we could fight about, we really don't. We are pretty lucky for that.

The fastest way to your own happiness is to make another happy.

I don't know which is worse - to have somebody you DON'T like ask you to marry him or NOT have some one you DO like. Both are rather unpleasant.

Worship is giving God the best that He has given you.

According to [Maxine Hong] Kingston, the prose writer is "a workhorse."

To be wedded to an idea may be, after all, the holiest and happiest of marriages.

Invest in stupidity, its stocks never go down.