Trust me, it takes talent to converse with a cat

Now Bella, you know Jacob adores you. He naturally wants to protect you. He literally worships the ground you walk on." "Ha ha," Bella said dryly. "Earth demon. Worship the ground. Cute. Really cute.

I am going to devour you, Magdelegna,” he promised her, the darkness of his cravings coming to bear on her fully at last. “You wanted to know my passions? Allow me to introduce them to you.

You wanted to know my passions? Allow me to introduce them to you.

It was never my intention to cause you pain. Whether you feel strongly or very little, that does not excuse thoughtless behavior." - Adam

You know," Elijah raised a hand to shake a finger at her, "you have an attitude problem." "I certainly do. Your attitude is a huge problem for me.

I would think you an utter fool if you did not doubt me, warrior. Instead, I am forced to respect your uncommon intelligence. Now what, do you suppose, should I do from there?

But crazy people never think they're crazy. You're sane just by the virtue of the question.

Whenever I see you, I am overcome with the urge to be rooted within you, to be buried deep so your body can nourish me.

Don't you know you take my heart with you everywhere you go?

In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided that she didn't look so damn good in them.

There is no point at which you can say "Well I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Bush is good at stating the obviously untrue.

The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect.That's presuming Senator Long has an intellect.

How do you know that God didn't speak to Charles Darwin?

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

I ended up in the Army Air Corps in the Pacific, operating out of Ayuka field in Hawaii.

Actually there were [ in MacGyver] a lot of things about the original that focused on the character, but not too many people seem to remember that.

I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once... so I can make a cart.

A contempt of the monuments and the wisdom of the past, may be justly reckoned one of the reigning follies of these days, to which pride and idleness have equally contributed.