Truth flows from universal law, not personal views.

No! Wait! I've got a better idea...""Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.""And your point is...""Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.

Don’t ask me to apologize for holding up a mirror. If you don’t like what it’s reflecting, take accountability and change it.

You won’t know your limits until you soar high and give it a try.

The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.

....I wondered if there had been a more corroding and devastating attack upon the personalities of men than the idea of racial discrimination.

The Internet has changed everything. We expect to know everything instantly. If you don't understand digital communication, you're at a disadvantage.

Beware of using up your last forty years in being the curator of your first fifty.

I don't remember anybody ever pointing me out as a dancing prodigy, but I played a not bad second base.

Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.

Daydreaming allows you to play out scenarios where you miraculously save the day. You play out scenarios in your head that are kind of crazy, and then you personally, heroically resolve them.