Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

The most beautiful rose still has to contend with ugly thorns.

The value we place on what we've been given correlates to our depth of gratitude for it.

It is my belief that love dies from overuse, and the heart dies from a lack of interest in life without it.

Women are slaves to their beauty.

In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon the termination of any debate.

Entertainment and learning are not opposites; entertainment may be the most effective mode of learning.

Rhetoric is cheap, evidence comes more dearly.

Within ourselves is not very far and yet it is so far that one's whole life is not always long enough to get there.

I don't know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

You can spend your time on stage pleasing the heckler in the back, or you can devote it to the audience that came to hear you perform.