Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Who ever felt canary yellow and light blue are a suitable color should be tarred and feathered.

Heaven and hell could wait.He had paradise right there in his arms.

Education is the silver bullet to improve this Nation's standing worldwide... and our teachers know that.

You cannot solve current problems with current thinking. Current problems are the result of current thinking.

Pride is concerned with who is right. Humility is concerned with what is right.

You never think the universe will reward your first choice - it just doesnt work like that.

I feel that everyone has a right to be insane.

I am extremely lucky that I have a husband who is so supportive. He's not in the slightest bit jealous or worried about the things I do in certain scenes.

Unix is back in vogue.

The Great Spirit is angry with all men that tell lies.