Truth maybe stranger than fiction, but fiction is truer.

Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.

Talk isn't work. Work is when you have pages in the evening that you didn't have in the morning.

The television critic, whatever his pretensions, does not labour in the same vineyard as those he criticizes; his grapes are all sour.

One can watch hours and hours of TV without actually losing interest, but, as with Chinese food, one is rarely left with much residue of nourishment.

As Oscar Wilde should have said, when bad ideas have nowhere else to go, they emigrate to America and become university courses.

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

The great networks are there to prove that ideas can be canned like spaghetti. If everything ends up by tasting like everything else, is that not the evidence that it has been properly cooked?

Vichy proves one thing: if you don't want to know how low your fellow citizens can fall, and crawl, don't lose a war.

People resent articulacy, as if articulacy were a form of vice.

At last, after innumerable glamorous and frightful years, mankind approaches a war which is totally predictable from beginning to end.

Remember no more your misery, listen to good music.

Be grateful for the twists in the road. They teach us humility and grace. And any dancer in this life requires both

They tell you the devil is in the details…what they don’t tell you is that he’s laughing maniacally.

What keeps me up at night is poverty and unemployment.

Because if she let go of her grief even for a minute it would only hit her harder when she bumped into it again.

Don't resurrect relationships with negative people off of good memories. You will only remind yourself why they became your past in the first place.

I consider myself an average man, except in the fact that I consider myself an average man.

If we couldn't laugh at ourselves, that would be the end of everything.

Dark matter is interesting. Basically, the universe is heavier than it should be. Theres whole swathes of stuff we cant account for.

In short, selfishness is the opposite of love.