Try a rocket launcher. Think maybe you could manage to hit me with that?

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Today is the day that you create worlds, you change lives, you make a something, a someone, out of nothing.Today is the day you become a writer.

You can't run away from yourself

Your mother betrayed my father as well as her Clan. You have no right to be a medicine cat. No right to even live among the Clans. I'll never forgive you for what you've done! Never!

The academic mind reflects infinity, and is full of light by the simple process of being shallow and standing still.

Consequently many large railroad systems of heavy capitalization bid fair to run into difficulties on the first serious falling off in general business

When my mother signed at MGM, that was the only kind of contract you could sign. There was no such thing as an independent agent.

For me, running is a lifestyle and an art. I'm more interested in the magic of it than the mechanics.

Calling each other faggots behind the keys of a message board.

I am merely a conduit, a kind of big hairy tool. I am just a plastic funnel connected to a Moog.

A novelist must preserve a childlike belief in the importance of things which common sense considers of no great consequence.