Try and make them understand that while artists can recycle their suffering in their art, I didn't know what to do with mine.

I'm Used To, Being Used, Not Abused.

I believe empathy is the most essential quality of civilization.

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.

Europeans don't like to talk about intelligence, and they often pretend their countries don't spy.

I have a really difficult time watching myself on film. I literally cower in my seat and cover my face.

Unlike Hillary Clinton, I am not afraid to answer questions about my track record or my accomplishments or my principles.

I think I see her, please let me off this bus. Nadine, honey, is that you?

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.

Recognize joy when it arrives in the plain brown wrappings of everyday life.

They weren't pressed together as closely as normal, but his shoulder bumped hers, then remained there. It was very subtle, and possibly even accidental, but it was enough.