Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

Without books, the world will be void.

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

I love museums, and I think they're fantastic, but they don't touch the people who I frequently think need to be touched with at least some reminder of legacy.

I think that at one moment you're apt for one thing, and at the next moment you're apt for something else.

Friendship maketh daylight in the understanding, out of darkness and confusion of thoughts.

Is there any meaning in my life that the inevitable death awaiting me does not destory?

It's always good I think in general to have different energies on screen, like it's nice to have different characters go at different speeds, just like different people work at different speeds.

We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us

I'm not making any bets on the future.

I know I'm good at tennis. Other than that, everything else is a wild card. I'm a wild card.