Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

If we fear to open our eyes during the day time, we will complain that life has nothing to offer except darkness.

You can become a model of a perfect man or a devoted husband and a father in order to show the role of the a man’s responsibility for the family

I am at liberty to vote as my conscience and judgment dictates to be right, without the yoke of any party on me... Look at my arms, you will find no party hand-cuff on them.

Take care of your dog because a dead dog is NOT a fun companion!

I think the potential for man is so enormous, if we can stay alive long enough, we're going to be seeing a lot of what Star Trek is projecting.

Tolerance enlarges the circle of our acquaintances.

The computing world is very good at things that we are not. It is very good at memory.

It's a good idea to not get involved with somebody that you don't trust. That's for sure.

And ne'er shall the sons of Columbia be slaves, while the earth bears a plant, or the sea rolls its waves.

I swear you’re a woman. (Devyn) I would respond to that, but I don’t want to distract you while you’re attempting to drive and I’m dependent on you for my life. (Sway)