Try to accept each other for what you are and don't point out the fact that the hair he's losing on his head is now growing out of his nose - and his ears.

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul.

Every cloud doesn't have a silver lining but making time to look at the beauty of clouds can give you peace of mind

...if the content of your speech is not authentic, talking or texting on a device doesn't mean you're communicating with another person.

Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also.

I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.

Ecology is boring for the same reason that destruction is fun.

Good religious men, with the love of men in their hearts, and the means to pay their toll in their pockets.

My wife and I come from a Christian worldview.

Pathetic Earthlings... There's not enough makeup in the universe to cover those hideous, age-ravaged potato sacks that you call faces.

To stay young, To save the world, Break the mirror.