Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

After all is said and done, sit down.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

I wish I loved the human Race, I wish I loved its silly face, and when I'm introduced to one, I wish I thought "what jolly fun"!

May you find a new path in your travel.

The rich that are rejoicing having conquered life, should beware & rethink, for no man can conquer death.

The motto in the workaholic Silicon Valley is "Stop for lunch and you are lunch."

My closest relation is myself.

If you're going to have any kind of political opposition in the 21st century, then it has to be as fundamentally liquid as the rapidly changing society we're living in.

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.