Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.

We are either going to have a future where women lead the way to make peace with the Earth or we are not going to have a human future at all.

I knew I was going to love my daughter, but I had no idea how much I would love her.

What will your children remember? Moments spent listening, talking, playing and sharing together may be the most important times of all.

A weed is a plant out of place.

Dishonest, which is Hillary Clinton in the eyes of the American people, beats crazy. Dishonest loses to normal. So, let's just pick somebody out of the phone book if we have to.

Democracy is good for everybody.

It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.

If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it. I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans, that you should be responsible for what you eat.

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.