Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I would rather be free in my mind, and be locked up in a prison cell, than to be a coward and not be able to say what I want.

We do not see into men’s hearts. We cannot judge, and are indeed forbidden to judge.

Someone's always saying, "It's not whether you win or lose," but if you feel that way, you're as good as dead.

You got a death wish, Truant?' Which was the thing that scared me. 'Cause maybe I did.

Feel good about yourself. You have been blessed and you might not have even realized it.

When I was 22, I thought I couldn't wear heels because of my height.

...what I can do is offer myself, wholehearted and present, to walk with the people I love through the fear and the mess. That's all any of us can do. That's what we're here for.

Your bones are for life. Look after them and they will carry you far.

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'