Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment, " Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.

Rather than looking outward in an attempt to predict the outcome, you turn inward to your identity. You base the decision on who you are--or who you want to be.

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.

A house that has been experienced is not an inert box. Inhabited space transcends geometrical space.

We hide ourselves in our music to reveal ourselves

One of the failings of ideologues is their inability to see that everyone else isn't necessarily an ideologue like them.

Every day in life there are challenges; whether you're an accountant, a race car driver or whatever you do.

The change we are looking for is always a change within ourselves. And the change will come. I've noticed that as long as I'm willing to be different, something or someone arrives to show me how.

The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know.