Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Don't overthink yourself out of something good!

I said I fell down. Ah. The ground bloodied your nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once.I said I don't want to talk about it.

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Before the girl and the boy tie the knot, they feel like falling in love. And most of them do. Cupid works. Biology demands. And, sociology warrants.

You can't turn the ball over and expect to win.

I can get on with all different sorts of people, and I never feel homesick, particularly, or I've never felt kind of patriotic towards any one country.

Nobody can hear you read music.

The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace.

Never feel shame for trying and failing, for he who never failed is he who never tried.

He gave us all a mind to think with and to know what's right or wrong, he is that inner spirit that keeps us strong.