Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

The ultimate goal of education is to gain wisdom from experiences.

It's not just a revue where one song is done, then another. There are concepts and ideas at work.

It is only grown-ups who want children to be children; children themselves always want to be real people.

I will not become a Napoleon nor an Alexander, and labour for my own ambition; but I will labour for freedom and for the moral well-being of man.

Be able to notice all the confusion between fact and opinion that appears in the news

We ordinary people can see neither our own eyelashes, which are so close, nor the heavens in the distance.

The cultivated person's first duty is to be always prepared to rewrite the encyclopedia.

Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.