Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

What I really am is a homebody. I was a homebody even before I had a family. My days are filled with home stuff.

I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun.

You want to know if anyone's going to go see your film. You shouldn't worry about it or get hung up on it. So yea, you kind of monitor it.

When I finally got to 30, I'll admit that there was a little anxiety, but at the same time I actually really liked it.

Self-love leads men of narrow minds to measure all mankind by their own capacity.

For gypsies do not like to stay - They only come to go away.

I started at the age of 8 and have been lucky to be still working.

I don't look like most women in the industry.

People don't buy plastic and paper, they buy emotions.