Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Be true to your real self you are all you’ve got

When you kiss, my world falls apartHeaven comes down to woo my heart

You have two lives the second one begins when you realize you only have one

Businesses and users are going to use technology only if they can trust it.

Yes. But sad's alright. Sad's just apart of everything

Where there is creativity, there is hope.

The universe is nothing without the things that live in it, and everything that lives, eats.

I continued blogging, but between illness and deadlines, did not manage to blog nearly as much as last year. I'm hoping to do better in 2016.

It is the youngest in the family who tends to the elders to learn about the sacredness of life and the beauty of death.

See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.