Turns out all it takes to bring enemies to peace is a bigger enemy.

God has given every man, 120 years of life on earth. It yours to possess.

Feeling free of full & empty, feeling here but also there, Neither or but simply both, a universe within, one single stare.

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while awake.

Theory without practice is of little value, whereas practice is the proof of theory.Theory is the knowledge, practice the ability.

If you really want to know something, you have to be willing to pay the price.

I've been in this biz so long, it's really my reputation that brings me work.

Happiness is time spent with a friend and looking forward to sharing time with them again.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?

I almost die for food, and let me have it!