Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

If Christians read Holy Scripture, they will grow in the Knowledge of Christ. And be filled with the grace of God.

I would parade you in the hall of the monarchs of the ocean if you could breathe water.

My background was in graphic design, but when I was doing it, it was all hand-drawn stuff, not computers.

Different people feel differently about resigning

I was in like nine schools by ninth grade, so I moved a ton of times when I was younger.

When I was five I was touring, singing and dancing. Always gone, always out of school.

Ah! what is love! It is a pretty thing, As sweet unto a shepherd as a king, And sweeter too; For kings have cares that wait upon a crown, And cares can make the sweetest love to frown.

Internal and external nature, mind and matter, are in time and space, and are bound by the law of causation.

The top athletes are consummate pros who work obsessively at their craft. Approach yours the same way.

In your darkest times there's always room for a little light.