Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I think that Subway has shown their own personal commitment as a company and how they believe in healthy choices.

A chess game, after all, is a fight in which all possible factors must be made use of, and in which a knowledge of the opponent's good and bad qualities is of the greatest importance.

Betrayal betrays the betrayer.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

Remember that the smallest seed of faith is of more worth than the largest fruit of happiness.

My mother is a survivor who's had a lot of things happen in her life that have been very trying.

Angels are quite ample cause to cry.

If there's another thing that sportswriting teaches you, it is that there are no transcendent themes in life. In all cases things are here and they're over, and that has to be enough.

As the cause is, so the effect will be.

There is a phenomenal amount of pressure on women in this industry: they are considered vintage by the time they hit their mid-30s.