Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

Simplicity and naturalness are the truest marks of distinction.

Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder, has on several occasions talked about transparency as an absolute principle. I don't personally believe that.

Taboos are falling across our culture like dominoes. What was unspeakable yesterday dominates talk shows today.

Just jump in with both feet and live your life, no matter what.

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

When a man makes a reverent face before a face that is no face - that is idol worship!

Christianity and Western civilization-what countless crimes have been committed in thy name!

I have to say. I kind of love all that stuff - those physical challenges. I guess there will come a time when I'll get sick of it but at this stage, I just like it all.

One of the things I love most about acting, that I get to do research and read books, but it's just for me and I don't have to write about it.

Today's Democrat Party believes that distinct American culture is corrupt, biased, racist, sexist, prejudicial, homophobic. There is nothing about it they want to preserve.