Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any joke I make is going to have a response with at least 10 great jokes coming back.

Working in magazines these days is like one of those horror movies where people keep leaving the room and not coming back.

Some Memories are better be destroyed.. you never know when do you fall in love with someone, and when you're kicked out.. it's life, crazy enough!

I will not live the rest of my life in regret.

The greatest of all historical shams is believing you can not do something you can.

I can't be expected to produce deathless prose in an atmosphere of gloom and eucalyptus.

There have been fewer friends on earth than kings.

Worship, I say, rises or falls with our concept of God .... and if there is one terrible disease in the Church of Christ, it is that we do not see God as great as He is.

It was one of the primary rules of thievery. When hiding, sneaking, and trickery are all out, the correct answer is "run like hell."

Reason lives on the systematization of the past, but Faith is the promise of the future.

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce.

Kit Kittredge was an amazing experience because I got to go to Canada, and it was my first era film, so I got to wear the 1930s clothes, the real vintage clothes.