Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words.

The only way to get better at stand-up is to do loads of gigs, and I don't know. I spread myself pretty thin to get the stage time. I'd love to do more, really.

The thing with stand-up is, I really enjoyed it, but I kind of loathed it as well. It makes me feel physically sick.

Love is bold. Love is blind.

Yeah…hey, you have a male here.” Shay walked toward the hall, sniffing the air. “And he’s human. Way to go, Dani!

It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.

...for each of us sees clarity only in those ideas which have the same degree of confusion as his own.

My luck was my father not striking oil... we'd have been rich. I'd never have set out for Hollywood with my camera and I'd have had a lot less interesting life.

I think the world is a place for oddballs and freaks. I'm only interested in oddballs and freaks as characters.

Living without protecting what needs to be protected is the same as death.

I'm not one of those people who writes a biography or tries to figure out what kind of ice cream the character liked when he was 10.

I don't remember feeling love.