Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

I consider it an extremely dangerous doctrine, because the more likely we are to assume that the solution comes from the outside, the less likely we are to solve our problems ourselves.

I didn't burn down anyone’s house! I didn’t. I wouldn’t!”Maddie looked at Jacob.“You know I wouldn’t. I didn’t kill you when I had the chance!

Nature, so far as in her lies, imitates God.

Money will not purchase happiness for the man who has no concept of what he wants.

I owe the public just one thing - a good performance.

Ry Cooder for me is a master, a great master that has a wonderful feel for Cuban music. He's also paid tribute my talent a bit, even though I don't know half of what he knows.

Many believe - and I believe - that I have been designated for this work by God. In spite of my old age, I do not want to give it up; I work out of love for God and I put all my hope in Him.

Forget the veterans. They havent told me anything, and they better not come tell me anything, either.

The way I see it," she continued, "is that some things are just meant to be the way they are.

I'm a human. When I got hit in front of people of course I was angry so that's why my expression was like that.