Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

In abundance of words, offense will not be lacking but one who restrains his lips is wise.

Crisis is Good. Crisis is a Messenger.

A movie is the product of the chemistry of the people that make it. Whatever that core group of people is, that becomes the DNA of the movie.

The Bible says that the servant of the Lord must be patient. Not everyone believes immediately.

I cannot, whilst President of the United States, descend to enter into a newspaper controversy.

Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

I have seldom been described as shy.

Like icebergs, people normally expose only a small part of themselves, and generally just the part they wish to show.

Wit thou well that I will not live long after thy days.