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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.


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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.



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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.



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Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.



The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.



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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.



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Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.



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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.



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You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.





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