Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The pain is real. Flowing as a brook beneath my flesh. I am broken, and yet, I still breathe.

Sometimes i think there must be a sort of pollen of ideas floating in the air, which fertilizes similarly minds here and there which have not had direct contact.

I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.

Religions which have any very strong hold over men's actions have generally some instinctive basis.

I let my music take me where my heart wants to go.

I have invested in the stock market since I was very young.

Let’s see . . . ah, yes, this is nice and cozy.” It was a broom cupboard.

I am a person of high energy. That, and I sit down and I write when I get an idea - I put other things aside.

Don't treat people as you think they are, treat them as you think they are capable of becoming.

It is in this power of saying everything, and yet saying nothing too plainly, that the perfection of art consists.