Two races we've lost which I'm genuinely upset about were India and Turkey.

Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.

Forget what others whisper in your ears. Most of that is pure rubbish that obstructs the view to what really is important. Always make your own decisions. That is what makes us human.

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to

If you say 'Good Morning' in America and it's five past twelve you end up with a lawsuit.

If you're going to take the attitude, I don't think it will work, you will never do anything.

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.

You have to hope that your opponents are unlucky. Never only rely on your own luck.

Don't forget I started looking at China a long time before any of those races happened. I always thought go east, not west.

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world.

I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right.

Let go of all the negative thoughts. Fill your mind with positive thoughts.

The angels know who you truly are and all that you are capable of being.

The only cure for grief is action.

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

The people of the future will say, meat-eaters in disgust and regard us in the same way that we regard cannibals and cannibalism.

Good and evil appear to be joined in every culture at the spine.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

I don't know what people should be reading. Only you know what you should be reading.

We love disasters that have nothing to do with us