Two similar faces, neither of which alone causes laughter, use laughter when they are together, by their resemblance.

If I believe in God and life after death and you do not, and if there is no God, we both lose when we die. However, if there is a God, you still lose and I gain everything.

We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are everything.

Don't try to add more years to your life. Better add more life to your years.

There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart.

Once your soul has been enlarged by a truth, it can never return to its original size.

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Do you wish people to think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself.

Muhammad established a religion by putting his enemies to death; Jesus Christ by commanding his followers to lay down their lives.

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.

People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive.

She was a dead girl having the worst panic attack shed ever had. Not because she was afraid of dying, but because she knew that she would never live again.

As the wind continued to howl and groan through her decaying body, she began to sing her story.

I like the way Twitter makes one be more concise.It looks like someone is saying sometthing wise

The outcome of insane parents is either a murderer or an intellectual.

If you gave kids peas that didn't look like peas and said they were a space shuttle, they're much more apt to eat them because it's now playtime.

I have a sense of humor. I usually come off as very serious, but I definitely have a dry sense of humor.

I do well to interpret scripts to the best of my ability so even if I'm given a monster to play a love scene with, I will.

When we marry, we are authorized to take possession of the other person, body and soul.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Authentic faith is lived wisdom, exact cognition, direct experience.