Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

He that walks into the political marsh cannot come out with polished boots.

Think bigger It makes a profit

I think everything in my life has led to my animal welfare work.

Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle.

The winds are out of breath.

The trees are God's great alphabet: With them He writes in shining green Across the world His thoughts serene.

Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.

When we aren't collectively imagining hopeful futures, then the way things are going almost invariably seems negative and frightening.

The first thing I think about when I wake up most mornings is the fact that I’m tired.

When I had money, money, O! I knew no joy till I went poor; For many a false man as a friend Came knocking all day at my door.