Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies.

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.

There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.

My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.

I got nothing. Even the spies I'm spying on who are spying on other spies got nothing.

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

Those who betray me only do so once.

I take no actions that I wouldn't publicly recount. If you can't speak your deeds, then don't do them.

Never run from one such as me, female. You will no’ get away - and we like it.

Fate has a way of getting what she wants, no matter how we try to avoid it.

If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt, they'd immediately go out.

If you are truly able to walk in the shoes of Christ, the very label of religion called Christianity would disappear from the face of earth.

For as long as I care to remember, religion, like the striptease, has always been a display of the power of suggestion. Like the Virgin Birth, it has all too often supported an immaculate deception.

Just as water will conform to the shape of the vessel that contains it, so will a man follow the good and evil of his companions.

I try to attach myself to things around me so that they don't slip away.

When you like what you like, it makes it easy for your husband to shop for you!

Anger is like the blade of a butcher knife - very difficult to hold on to for long without harming yourself.

The reason I don't have a plan is because if I have a plan I'm limited to today's options.

The flaw in, say, austerity, is that its success is predicated on the relative exactitude of math rather than the shifting, liquid imperfection of peoples lives.

Only two percent of the ocean is fully protected right now.