Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

There is no friend like a book there is no beauty like a kind heart.

A good book is the precious life-blood of a master-spirit embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.

Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows, ' which I followed avidly as a kid.

I don't think they should be against the NFL because the NFL, those are two big games. I don't think it would be good for the NFL and I don't think it would be good for the debates.

Those who play a safe game die very safely.

Be secret and discreet; the fairy favors are lost when not concealed.

The real mechanism for corporate governance is the active involvement of the owners.

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

Art is a jealous mistress.

I see the things and people and events in my daily world as an endless succession of paintings.