Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.

I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet.

There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays and every single one of them is right.

No specter assails us in more varied disguises than loneliness, and one of its most impenetrable masks is called love.

For 50 percent of Americans marriage is forever, for the rest of us there is another adventure.

May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons.

Any reaction is better than none.

The highest condition of the religious sentiment is when. . . the worshiper not only sees God everywhere, but sees nothing which is not full of God.

My favorite music is the music I haven't yet heard

Believe it in your heart; say it with your mouth. That is the principle of faith. You can have what you say.

When somebody says something bad about you, they feel bad about themselves in some way.